Friday, August 28, 2009

Kid's Say the Funniest Things

Well, this will be my fourth year teaching so I have heard many interesting things come out of my students' mouths. I keep saying that I need to write them down somewhere when I hear something really amusing. I haven't done that yet so I figure maybe I could start sharing some on my blog.

The other day a 4th grade boy came to ask me to go to the bathroom but he said "Ms. Dougherty, can I go drain the giant sea monster?"

Needless to say I was a little speechless. And even though, I asked him to please not say that in the future, inside I was laughing so hard!

Have a great weekend all!


  1. Too funny. I started a little journal called Jakobism and Baileyism to collect all the funny little things my boys say.

    The other day Jakob said, "My pee-pee has a stick in it and it grows." Bathroom revelations are always interesting.

  2. That's hilarious! The things kids say! That's a good thing to start a journal, because you know you will forget those things otherwise!

  3. maybe a potty training technique I haven't heard about yet ;)
    out visiting...
    wonderful blog...
    mona & the girls

  4. haha Ive worked with the little kiddies...imagine the things that come out of their mouths...I had a 4 year old call a hook a hooker lol...